In her Life is but a Dream documentary Beyonce' gave Brunch Lady an unofficial endorsement. In so many words she said she loved her husband but she needs her sisters. Gasp: a Brunch Lady moment! Tis true. It's something about our girls, our sister-friends, aunties, sorority sisters, cousins that get us. It's a different type of bond. When you throw in brunch it's magical, memorable, purposeful...beautiful. Guys may not get it, but we do. It's not always about the food or the venue (although that helps) it's about the fellowship, friendship, love, tears, joy, support and sharing that happen at a good brunch. So here it is straight from Brunch Lady...10 ways to brunch!
1. Sunday/Besties Brunch - The traditional girlfriend brunch. Typically on a Sunday after church. Close friends, upscale venue and random conversation ranging from food, faith, relationships, books or pop culture. Begins with air kisses, possibly ends with hugs and tears (especially after Mimosas). Inspiration for my Brunch book series :)
2. Big Hat Brunch - Possible charity event or gathering of church ladies. Lots of lace and labels; may include white gloves, Fascinators or huge hats. Manners, decorum, political correctness and donations are on the menu.
3. Ambush Brunch - Involves less friends. This is the "keeping-it-real" moment with your girl when she needs to dump that guy everyone knows is cheating, get her credit together or get off the couch and actually LOOK for a job. AKA "The Intervention" or the "Put on your big girl panties and deal with it brunch".
4. Big News Brunch - Celebratory in nature (sometimes). A new baby, job, relocation, or a "He put a ring on it" announcement usually ensues. Insert "yay" here.
6. Briefcase Brunch - A power lunch with a purpose. Beautiful women gather to handle business with a tax write off to boot. Werk!
7. Budget Brunch - For true friends. Venue is not an issue, a little bakery, the Waffle House or Cracker Barrel will do; no fancy-smancy food required. You just want to meet up with your girls and dish because you miss them. "My treat" or "Let's split it" is typical. No special occasion required.
8. Girl-We-Gotta-Talk-Brunch - The opposite of 3. Friend is admitting she needs your help. This is a no judgment zone. Usually includes prayers, donations or accountability agreement. That's what friends are for!
10. It's-Official-You-Are-My-Boo-Brunch - You and that special guy, right after he says I love you. Men in this state will usually forget they are actually doing the brunch-girly thing because they are smitten. Take advantage of this season!
BONUS: International Brunch - Paris, Milan, London...can't you see it? Brunch is a universal concept. This one may require your beau or a girl trip.
Bon Appetit!
Brunch Lady
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