Hello, it's me again, Brunch Lady. Love a delicious read and sharing! Soooo, here are a few five star and fabulous reads from Norma L. Jarrett (AKA Brunch Lady) and a few of her book besties! Click on the link for synopsis and more info! Happy Sunday reading!Sunday, October 27, 2013
Brunch Lady Quick Book Picks!
Hello, it's me again, Brunch Lady. Love a delicious read and sharing! Soooo, here are a few five star and fabulous reads from Norma L. Jarrett (AKA Brunch Lady) and a few of her book besties! Click on the link for synopsis and more info! Happy Sunday reading!Monday, October 7, 2013
The #1 Cause of Divorce...
Hello Brunch Ladies!
During his debut talk show on BET, T.D. Jakes stated that finance was the number one reason couples divorce. Everyone comes to the relationship table with their own financial baggage or blessings but things can change! I was inspired by various articles and dialog about dating, love and marriage during challenging economic times. Romance and finance has many dynamics, but what if:
uck’s navigation system and pulled over on
the side of the road.
During his debut talk show on BET, T.D. Jakes stated that finance was the number one reason couples divorce. Everyone comes to the relationship table with their own financial baggage or blessings but things can change! I was inspired by various articles and dialog about dating, love and marriage during challenging economic times. Romance and finance has many dynamics, but what if:
- You met a gorgeous, educated guy and living at home with mama because he's launching a business.
- You were both financially stable when you jumped the broom, but after a few years multiple lay offs drained your savings?
- Your mate came into a large sum of money (think NeNe from the RHOA) and money has become a source of power and control
- You helped your mate build his business but now that it is your turn he's not returning the favor
- You listened to your friends and married a "baller" now you are miserable because money was all he had
Chapter 13 – Distressed Damsels
Jake said a mental thank you for the truck’s navigation
system and pulled over on the side of the road. So much
for relaxation, duty calls. He walked up to the door and heard a few women
laughing loud. He had on his work pants,
Honey-Do-4-Hire logo shirt, cap and boots and carried a small tool box. The door opened before he could knock.
“Um,
you must be Mr. Honey-Do.” Yasmine was
standing there with a drink, in heels, a mini skirt, crop top and a feather boa
around her neck.
“Yes,
I guess that would be me. May I come in?”
“Girl,
get out the way and let the man in.”
Jake heard a voice from the back.
Yasmine
turned around, “Meeka, hush. I was the one who called. I’m the damsel in
distress.” She extended her hand. “Yasmine Nash.”
He reached out his
free hand and shook hers. “Jake… Jiles.”
She smiled then sucked
her teeth and rolled her eyes at Meeka.
“Please come in. The kitchen’s this
way.” She walked slow and put her heels
to work as her black mini swung from side to side. Jake kept his eyes forward and did a mental
eye roll.
“Um,
um. That thang right there.” Meeka said
aloud, not caring that Jake heard. “Dang,
let me go break something.” She crunched on a carrot stick then licked her pink
lips.
By
this time Bree, Yasmine’s other friend had arrived and was sitting in the
living room with her legs crossed, unfazed.
“It’s
the garbage disposal.” Yasmine said as she pushed Meeka out the way.
“You
mind?” Jake made sure the switch was off,
then knelt down with his flashlight.
“Just a minute…I need to slide under here.” He pushed the reset button
and nothing happened. “Seems like
something fell in and jammed it.” He slid back out and stood up. “Let me see…” He put on some rubber gloves
and grabbed a few tools from his box. He
slid back under the sink. He unscrewed a few parts and knocked around. Finally he was able to dislodge the culprit—
a chewed up dish cloth.
“Ugh,
that’s disgusting.” Meeka frowned.
“Uh,
I know you ain’t talking with your non-housekeeping self. This is the thanks I get for planning this
fabulous soiree for your lonely-no-man-having—”
“Ladies,
ladies, um don’t mean to interrupt, but I have another job after this.”
He walked over and placed the
dishrag in the trash. “Do you mind if I
go wash my hands? We can wrap it up when I come back.”
“No,
not at all.” Yasmine said.
When
he left to go to the restroom he heard loud whispers.
“Gurl,
I’mma ask him. What woman would let a
man that fine work on Valentine’s Day? If that were my Boo, huh, I’d serve him
breakfast and spend all day with him.” Meeka dipped the ladle in the punch bowl
and poured some in her cup.
When
he opened the door to come out he started to write up the bill.
“Yoo-hoo,
Mr. Honey-Do? I know you gots to have a woman. A man Boris-Kodjoe, Idris-Elba fine?” Meeka’s ponytail whipped in animation as her
neck moved with her words.
He
smiled. “I’m flattered. Don’t mean to be rude, but I really do have to go.” Jake flashed
his smile again, hoping they’d be satisfied with that.
“Yeah,
we know the real reason you rushing off.
You got a woman.” Yasmine said, batting her extra long lashes. She
signed off on the bill and paid him.
“Appreciate
it,” he said, ignoring their inquiries. “Okay, ladies, enjoy the rest of your
evening. If you need anything else, you
have my information.”
“Anything?”
Meeka said, fanning herself. She watched him until he left out the door.
~~~~~
As Jake stepped
outside and rushed out to the driveway, he noticed a woman that was seated
inside her car fumbling with the door. She was visibly frustrated and talking
to herself. “I can’t believe I just did this. Ugh!” She opened the door wide and jiggled a latch.
Jake walked toward
her. “Excuse me, miss, you okay? Need
some help?”
She sucked her
teeth. “I did the most stupid thing. So like me,” she said, focused on her
lock.
“What happened? Can I take
a look at it?” he asked, concerned.
She finally
stopped to focus on Jake. Her eyes moved
from his work boots, to his jeans, to his arms bulging from his work shirt,
then to his handsome face. Then she saw
the logo. “Honey-Do-4-Hire?” She chuckled.
“Look, I’m not the
one needing help.” He wasn’t laughing.
She raised her
finger. “I guess you’re right.” For a
few seconds their eyes connected. She
couldn’t help but notice his milk brown skin and iridescent eyes. She was
caught off guard by how handsome he was, but she didn’t let on.
“C’mon, let me check it out. What happened?” He knelt down to look at the side of the
door.
“Well, I was rushing trying to get over here.
Yasmine always nags about being on time. I wasn’t even gonna come. I was all set for my movie marathon. But nooo,
she started whining. Anyway, I stopped
at the grocery store and slammed my seat belt in the car door. I had to hold the door closed on the way here.
Thank God it was less than a mile. This
is gonna cost me some money. The
electronic door lock isn’t working.”
As she sat there
explaining, he took in her face. He loved the way her short layered cut
highlighted her high cheekbones. As she
spoke, her long eyelashes bounced every few seconds. Her
skin is so smooth. Jake quickly
focused, “Okay, stay calm. If you step
out I can get in to get a better look.”
She turned her
body so she could step out. Jake tried not focus too hard on her athletic body.
She was casually chic in jeans, a white
top and high heel boots with a scarf wrapped loosely around her neck.
He placed his tool
box next to the door. He eased in the driver’s seat and immediately went into
damage control. He reached down in the
box to grab a small metal tool and jiggled the area where the door closed. He jumped back out. “Okay, there’s good news and bad news.”
“I figured,” she
said, folding her arms. She bit the side of her baby pink glossed lip.
Jake watched her
eyes widen. “The good news? I fixed it
so you can at least close and lock your door manually. The bad news…you’re gonna
need some electrical work on the lock. Off to the dealer you go. ”
She took a deep
breath. “Ugh. Between maintenance and
super unleaded gas, this car has cost me some money.”
He
grinned and shrugged his shoulders. “Sorry I couldn’t do more.”
She
smiled warmly, her teeth sparkling like the diamond studs in her ears. “No
worries, at least you tried. So what’s
this gonna cost me?”
“You’re
joking, right? I barely did anything.”
“Well,
chivalry isn’t dead after all.” She raised her neatly arched eyebrows. “There’s still a few of us out here.”
Jake grabbed his box.
She
stuck out her hand, “Thanks, um…”
He
pulled the side of his shirt where his name was embroidered.
“Jake,”
“Jake,”
He
grabbed her hand, “You’re quite welcome…”
“Skylar,
Skylar Ross.”
Don't forget to check out the Love on the Budget Playlist on Spotify!
©2013 Norma L. Jarrett
Monday, August 12, 2013
Shoes & Faith (God wastes nothing!)
I love a good deal.
It’s something about finding a quality buy at half the
price. Such acts of random glory will
prompt any Brunch Lady to high five the lady behind the register or sprint to the
car before somebody discovers she just made off with the grand bargain of the century. I’m not talking something that would fall apart before you make it out the store. I’m
talking a bonafide, “Are you serious” price on an otherwise high end item.
So a while back I was minding my own business when my car (on its
own) jumped on the exit towards Lohmanns (land of lost labels, backdoor boutique
and secret sales). Just going to look. I walked in an unbeknownst to me (and my wallet) we had been ambushed. Racks of 50% off the final price called me. Three hours
and several excursions to the fitting room later I’d found my prized
keepsakes. I totaled up my stash and was
headed toward the counter and BOOM! There
they were. On the third shelf of the clearance shoes were
a pair of stacked pumps in the color of the season by a great brand. I began to calculate the sales
percentage. I don’t know what I'm putting back but these babies are mine!
I believe those shoes were predestined. You see after countless Pinterest pins I determined I wanted, no needed more
color in my wardrobe. So my mind was intentional, the compass
was set and my energy was drawn to that store at that particular moment for
those particular shoes in that particular color. Stay
with me I’m going somewhere.
Once I arrived home, I explained in detail and modeled every
item for my husband (while he was in his recliner watching a futuristic
movie). SN: Part of the plan, seeking
donations/reimbursement for unscheduled (i.e. outside the budget) shopping stop. I began to put away my treasures and noticed I
had NOTHING to match those shoes, but didn’t care. Some place back in my mind I’d logged a vision
of the perfect outfit. Surely it would
come.
Several weeks went by and soon I found the perfect necklace, skinny stretch jeans and Peplum top. My shoes had a family. Why? The
simple principle of vision. Weeks later
God took this simple example and made a connection (He wastes nothing). The same
principle that worked for those shoes will work with any goal.
We set an intention and visualize.
We may not have everything that we need but slowly the pieces come
together.
What am I saying? Once we make an impression on our mind, we
don’t know how it will come to pass but we began to attract the people,
resources and results. The world (and
God) conspire to bring it to pass. The plan all comes together. If you don't have all you need right now for that goal, don’t be discouraged. The
important thing is to first, “buy” into it; invest the time and energy, have
patience, and the rest will come. Do we know this already? Probably, sometimes God has to send us a little relatable and timely reminder to keep us encouraged!
xoxo
Live God's Life Beautifully...
Norma L. Jarrett
Author, Founder and CEO of Brunch Lady
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
7 Ways to introduce your characters before and after your book is released
1) Do a character interview and post it on your blog; share it on Facebook, Pinterest, Twitter and other social media.
2) Host a contest and give away a gift basket filled with items related to your character.
3) Make a Pinterest pin board for your characters. Check out this board for one of my favorite couples from my novels Sunday Brunch and The Sunday Brunch Diaries: Rex and Jermane's board.
5) Create a promotional campaign: If a beloved character in a series is finally getting married host a virtual shower and invite readers. For mystery books create a "Who killed Grayson Grier?" t-shirt and drop clues until the book is released (Remember no major spoilers).
7) Location, location, location! Did you know your location is like a character? My novel Sweet Magnolia was set in New Orleans. Jazz, restaurants, landmarks spiced up the storyline. Have characters give readers a virtual tour of their city via a book trailer software.
The goal: Bringing that character to life! Find away to evoke emotion in anticipation of your book release. Find away for the readers to step into that character's shoes! Live, breathe and promote your characters as if they are real, because that's exactly what your readers want!
Final word: To have great characters built in a story you must do the research first. Building Believable Characters by Marc McCutcheon is a great source I stumbled upon one day in a bookstore. It is loaded with just about every personality dynamic, physical descriptions, habits, ailments and other human traits imaginable! It is a staple in the Brunch Lady library!
xoxo
Norma L. Jarrett,
Author &
Creator of Brunch Lady :)
www.normajarrett.net
Final word: To have great characters built in a story you must do the research first. Building Believable Characters by Marc McCutcheon is a great source I stumbled upon one day in a bookstore. It is loaded with just about every personality dynamic, physical descriptions, habits, ailments and other human traits imaginable! It is a staple in the Brunch Lady library!
xoxo
Norma L. Jarrett,
Author &
Creator of Brunch Lady :)
www.normajarrett.net
Saturday, July 20, 2013
Praise the Pretty: Upgrade Your Writer (Biz) Space
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| Hexagon Side Table |
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| White Desk |
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| Eiffel Tower Bookends |
| Pretty + Functional DIY filing |
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| Abstract Art |
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| Gold Lighting |
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| Ming Storage Boxes |
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| Brass Pencil Set |
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| Lux Throw |
Monday, June 24, 2013
Big Things in Little Packages
Why the extra mile is worth it...
I was excited and looking forward to my “first class” Atlanta tour stop (My brother was the driver and his apartment was my lodging - smile). I was motivated and fired up, especially after I was ushered into the radio station like I was a celebrity to do a radio interview. My enthusiasm waned once I got to the indie bookstore. I discovered a nice table waiting for me…outside to wave people down at lunch time to sell books. Really God?
I sighed inward, put on a smile and went to work. As the foot traffic slowed I was about to shut it down when something inside said not just yet. So a few minutes later a larger man in a very nice suit walked by. He went inside and stepped right back out. He picked up a copy of my book read the back then let me do my elevator pitch. He smiled and said, "I’ll purchase a copy." As I was about to sign the book I saw something was familiar about his face. Finally it dawned on me, “You’re Maynard Jackson, the first African-American Mayor of Atlanta!” He smiled again and shook his head. (So, I’m a little slow sometimes)
After he purchased the book we talked. He was as generous with his advice (including how to fold my flyer) as with his candor and smile. I received it all. Then God hit me over the head with the final blessing. He said, “My wife is launching a talk show and the event is tonight and I’d love for you to come. All of the media will be there.” Okay so I’m thinking, “You don’t have to ask me twice, I’m so there. Just let me call my chauffeur, I mean my brother!”
I made it back to my brother’s apartment, changed clothes and he was my official escort for the night. It was a great networking opportunity and we had a great time. It has been one of my best memories to date. I learned several things that day:
- Never underestimate humble beginnings, things that look small often turn out big
- Go the extra mile and not to throw in the towel too soon
- God will take you places and introduce you to people you’d never meet in the name of His purpose
- Take bold steps and believe God will go before you
- Be discerning, open, God led and obedient
- Always look for the, "So this is the reason I came" moment
Live God’s Life Beautifully…
Norma L. Jarrett
Author & Creator of Brunch Lady
and thank you for the seeds you planted in my spirit that day!
www.normajarrett.net
jarrettwrites7@twitter.com
Saturday, February 23, 2013
Beyonce' and Brunch
In her Life is but a Dream documentary Beyonce' gave Brunch Lady an unofficial endorsement. In so many words she said she loved her husband but she needs her sisters. Gasp: a Brunch Lady moment! Tis true. It's something about our girls, our sister-friends, aunties, sorority sisters, cousins that get us. It's a different type of bond. When you throw in brunch it's magical, memorable, purposeful...beautiful. Guys may not get it, but we do. It's not always about the food or the venue (although that helps) it's about the fellowship, friendship, love, tears, joy, support and sharing that happen at a good brunch. So here it is straight from Brunch Lady...10 ways to brunch!
1. Sunday/Besties Brunch - The traditional girlfriend brunch. Typically on a Sunday after church. Close friends, upscale venue and random conversation ranging from food, faith, relationships, books or pop culture. Begins with air kisses, possibly ends with hugs and tears (especially after Mimosas). Inspiration for my Brunch book series :)

2. Big Hat Brunch - Possible charity event or gathering of church ladies. Lots of lace and labels; may include white gloves, Fascinators or huge hats. Manners, decorum, political correctness and donations are on the menu.
3. Ambush Brunch - Involves less friends. This is the "keeping-it-real" moment with your girl when she needs to dump that guy everyone knows is cheating, get her credit together or get off the couch and actually LOOK for a job. AKA "The Intervention" or the "Put on your big girl panties and deal with it brunch".
4. Big News Brunch - Celebratory in nature (sometimes). A new baby, job, relocation, or a "He put a ring on it" announcement usually ensues. Insert "yay" here.
5. Bridal Brunch - An official gathering of the bride and her bridesmaids (BM). After the hugs, tears, toasts memories and a meal the laundry list of BM commands/duties (and expenses) that come with this honor are announced. But we do it with a smile because we love our girls.
6. Briefcase Brunch - A power lunch with a purpose. Beautiful women gather to handle business with a tax write off to boot. Werk!
7. Budget Brunch - For true friends. Venue is not an issue, a little bakery, the Waffle House or Cracker Barrel will do; no fancy-smancy food required. You just want to meet up with your girls and dish because you miss them. "My treat" or "Let's split it" is typical. No special occasion required.
8. Girl-We-Gotta-Talk-Brunch - The opposite of 3. Friend is admitting she needs your help. This is a no judgment zone. Usually includes prayers, donations or accountability agreement. That's what friends are for!
9. Book Club Brunch -The favorite...for obvious reasons! The holy grail of the author-book club connection. Food, fellowship and book discussion! All Sunday Brunch Books are perfect for the occasion.
10. It's-Official-You-Are-My-Boo-Brunch - You and that special guy, right after he says I love you. Men in this state will usually forget they are actually doing the brunch-girly thing because they are smitten. Take advantage of this season!
BONUS: International Brunch - Paris, Milan, London...can't you see it? Brunch is a universal concept. This one may require your beau or a girl trip.
Bon Appetit!
Brunch Lady
www.normajarrett.net
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